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    I am proudly sadistic. Not sensually sadistic, not quite sadistic, not softly sadistic but the sort of sadist you should run away from! I have it from reliable sources that I am charming, erudite, refined and spectacular to behold – so, not your average psycho-nutter. Standing at 6ft in my bare nylons, and being rather arresting in both carriage & visage, I command attention with ease. When you encounter me, you will suffer and you will suffer because I am a true artist when it comes to delivering pain. You will suffer because it pleases me and the sound of my laugh as you scream thrills you more than life itself. You will suffer because some people need anguish and torment to make it beautiful to live! I don’t really care whether you are a masochist, survivalist, submissive, slave, adventurer, adrenaline seeker, whatever, I do not require your devotion or submission to me in ...

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Trick or treat

Hello fans,
So as some of you have no doubt observed, I haven’t been around much lately. It has been a hectic year – most of which involved me travelling the globe and causing international pain.
I’m home now and will be spending plenty of time online and updating my site between now and the new year.
Seeing [...]

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Merry christmas

Anyone desiring to send me a gift for christmas may do so here:
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Filming slave/sub/masochist required

I am looking for filming slaves, subs and masochists. I have a few long term ideas I
would like to work on and am looking for any of the aforementioned to join me.
Ideally I would like to shoot a series of films with the same person over the next
6 months or so, as such you would [...]

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Torment

I torment my victim with knife, scalpel, needles and….surprisingly….my tie.
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A whipping

A free sample clip of me whipping Mistress Belle’s slave. Featuring Mistress Roug’e, Mistress Belle & my 6ft nylon Bullwhip.
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Smack my vic up

A free video clip of me beating up my victim.
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Gag bitches!

Mistress Roug’e and I decide to put the double dong to use and go for some serious slave gagging. Oral invasion is such a joy!To see the full version of the video BECOME A MEMBER
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My birthday

ust over a week to go (saturday 28th August is the day)- and I am really looking forward to it this year – so many interesting things happening that week, from filming with Mistress Roug’e on the 29th to club Rack & Hellkinky on the 4th & 5th respectively. So, I shall be out wreaking [...]

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Cat got your tongue

I am in a devilish mood and decide to use my maid davina-mae as my ashtray, of course…with me it is always a trial in endurance and suffering.
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60 Lashes

This boy has applied for the position of victim. So, I start off his audition with a nice whipping.
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My interview in Forum

For my fans that may have missed it (shame on you), here is the interview that was published in April’s Forum Magazine.
Click the image to read the article, enjoy!

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Mobile optimisation

I have just finished optimising the site for mobile phone users. When you access the site, it will automatically detect whether you are using a phone or a desktop for access and present the site in the correct format.
Obviously, the mobile version is massively pared down. If you wish to view the site its native [...]

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Triple Domme

Mistress Sarah, Mistress Cameron & I administer some CP to my maid davina-mae.
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Nettle torment – seasonal offer

Well, boys & girls, now that the lazy summer days are here and the air resounds with the crack of leather & lazy buzz of the bumble-bees – I am reminded that it is very nearly wasp season (I’ll leave that to my reader’s twisted imagination….for now). I have been spending plenty of time [...]

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Dehumanising – pt 2

Maestra continues her training of the disgusting pig. Her aim, to turn the pig into nothing more than a receptacle (waste products of course)! A mix of English & Afrikaans prompts piggy to learn some slightly more complex commands.
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Lifestyle position

I am currently looking for a victim. I use the word victim as I do not necessarily require that you become my sub or slave (although that is also possible). I simply require that you surrender your body to me for finite periods of time.
My ideal victim would be:
• unattached (or with partner who knows of [...]

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Dehumanising the pig

Maestra dehumanises her nylon slipper pig a little bit more today. No more English, animals don’t get to understand what their owner’s are saying! Maestra treats the pig to some very evocative Afrikaans and piggy has to learn the basic commands fast!
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CBT Scrote fishing

Maestra’s new pain toy is unwrapped & hooked up for hours of fun – for her & what feels like ages of pain – for him. Not for the faint-hearted!
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Queen of pain

Another free video compilation.
Starring: Maestra Morgan
Guests starring: slavek, annetony, katie, sub p
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Playing around

Maestra  inflicts some mild torment on slavek. slavek is put into a rubber bodysuit fitted with internal needles & a vicious codpiece. Masked and features distorted by a cruelly applied nose hook, slavek is strung up and turned into a vertical flogging puppet.
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davina trapped in chastity

Further to my last blog,
I attended at Maestras for my maid duties monday morning, was told to get dressed in my normal maid clothes and then report back for further instructions.
You have the chance of being released from chastity today but think very carefully, you have two choices, you can either be released today, do [...]

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Scream Team

Mistress Roug’e & Maestra team up for some extreme Corporal Punishment. subA is put through his paces & must prove how much of a masochist he really is.
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davina & club rack

Good day to everyone, i have been ordered to post this blog, please bare with me while i set the seen, i hope everyone finds it at least slightly entertaning.
Last saterday night was the opening of Club Rack night, a night for all doms and there subs run by the fantastic mistress rouge.
tickets are limited [...]

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Sessions

Based in Leicester, UK. Email: morgan@maestramorgan.com
Call: 07756910337
Cigarette/ashtray torture
Suspension (with hooks)
Sensory deprivation
Asphyxiation
Piercing
Roman showers
Boot worship
Predicament pain
Stress positions
Chastity
Kicking
Ball busting
Punching
Torture
Harsh CP
Slapping
Branding
Suturing
Needles
Electrics
Extreme Foods
Forced femme
CBT
Creative pain infliction
By stepping through the door, you consent to being my toy! Be aware that I do not allow a ’safe word’, I do not provide relief & I certainly will not grant you any mercy!  I [...]

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Free photo gallery

Need I say more!? Fine then ~  fall upon your knees, vile minions, and worship the unattainable! 100s of free pics of me posing & in action for your perusal!

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Contact

Nobody else answers my phone, if I do not answer immediately, I am likely to be in session … do try again in another hour or so. You may call me, 0775 6910337, during the following hours;
Monday: 10am – 6pm
Tuesday: don’t call
Wednesday: 12pm – 6pm
Thursday: 1pm – 5pm
Friday: 11am – 3pm
Saturday: don’t call
Sunday: don’t [...]

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Members

If you’re impressed by the huge amount of free pictures & videos on show, and you should be, wait until you enter the member’s area!
There are stacks more pictures & videos of me and wickedly glamorous Dommes joining me in sadistic play.
Nostalgia ~ Take a stroll down memory lane & view oodles of video and [...]

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Wow

Dear Maestra – as promised, a more fulsome thank you. That was like no other session I have ever had – over time I have had some brilliant sessions, but that was so intense and impactful, it was unique. I didn’t switch on my radio all the way home, I just kept reflecting on our [...]

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Shop

Whenever I have a full; video or photo gallery available for sale – you can purchase the item via 2 options:
1) Become a member. The members area also gives access to exclusive content which is not available for direct sale.
2) Purchase video clips via my clips4sale store.

Video Clips

Torture – pt2
After beating him into submission, Maestra [...]

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Serial Killer Thriller – pt 1

I’m going to  to elaborate on a complicated and hopefully controversial (in some circles) subject – my sadism! I am going to start out by declaring that I am proudly sadistic….not sensually sadistic, not sort of sadistic, not softly sadistic….but the sort of sadist you should run away from! I have it from reliable sources that [...]

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Maestra & davina-mae go shopping

On thursday i was instructed that maestra wanted to go to the shops, i picked her up at the agreed time and was told that we were going to the direct fabric warehouse, lee circle leicester, about a ten min drive, parked right out side then we went in side, well this shop specialised in [...]

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Perils of davina-mae 4

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Further to my last blog, i have been instructed to write about last monday, i have been given an extra day of service, this is to be for strict maid training to increase my ability to serve maestra, however as nearly allways never second guess what is to happen, when i arrived i [...]

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Perils of Davina-mae 3

Good day every one well into the new year, my turn by order, to place a new blog, this i find more difficult than before as this crosses boundaries which i did no want neccasarily to inform the world, even though this may not be exactly the blog which she thought i would write, however, [...]

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Christmas beating humiliation

First of all i wish every one who reads this best xmas wishes and a happy new year.
I was recently on line talking to maestra in shout and with out thinking i wrote a line about general uses on at the time, it was not abusive but after the fact, when i reconsidered it was [...]

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The night before christmas

And so it is done, the last delivery received, the last minute shopping complete, the last delicacy prepared, the last gift wrapped. Finally, my alone time – I am sitting here savouring some rather scrummy Hotel Chocolat treats (thanks davina) and eyeing out all the gifts under the tree. Its been an exciting week, what [...]

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Shopping trip – not so simple

Good day every one. I have been ordered to write this blog by Maestra as a honest account of todays trip.
I was to pick up Maestra at 11.0 today to take her on her annual christmas shopping trip supermarket run, she had allready warned me that she absolutly hates shopping and it would be a [...]

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The Luxe Event

When a night is so packed full of interesting snippets & amusing action, it’s hard to know where to start. The event itself started at 2pm, suffice to say Cameron & I only got there at 3.45pm (why do some women take so long to get ready?!?). So, by time we got there – the [...]

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When harry met Maestra

Free footage from sub harry’s audition with Maestra. Boot worship, heel to throat gagging & predicament pain abound! The whole clip is free, fortunately for you (and unfortunately for me) the camera angles are all bad — hence, free!

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Booted, spurred and back in action

 
After a temporary sabbatical, I am ready to start sessioning again.

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Do not bring me chocolates

I am starting auditions for the next round of filming. I am looking for subs/slaves at all levels and covering a massive range of fetishes. This time it is going to be big. Over the next 6 months we will be shooting different videos every month, with a whole host of fantastic Dommes. Now, because [...]

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Katie punished

Maestra is tired of words when it comes to training katie. The silly sissy was very disrespectful to Maestra & gets severly punished as a consequence.
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Online subs and slaves

A video blog detailing what annoys me about the current approach from online slaves and subs.
If you are an online slave/sub and you are intending to approach me, I strongly suggest you watch this first.
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Masochism Tango

My own special Tango. For my slaves, subs and fans – a special video compilation of me in action!
Starring: Maestra.
Guest Starring: Mistress Cameron, slave p & sissy katie.
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Boot-y call

SissyD contacted me, after a few months absence, with the rather pleasant news that he’d missed me & had a gift for me ~ I did approve of his style of re-introduction. Met up with SissyD & accepted the fitting tributes….two pairs of fetishy Pleaser boots. One pair I liked immediately but the other was [...]

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Roman Showers

 I was first introduced to the concept of a Roman Shower via the power of internet porn (Brazilian made porn to be more specific). At the time it caught my imagination and appealed to me for a number of reasons;
1. It is excruciatingly humiliating for the slave/sub
2. It should still be the highest honour and [...]

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Come in to my parlour

I met with a lovely lifestyle sub last week who is very keen to serve me and try to become “My best boy”. We spent a lovely few hours over lunch and it would certainly seem I have made a rather lasting impression. Here is an excerpt from our first online conversation after the real [...]

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Subs/slaves required next Saturday afternoon

This is a unique opportunity – I am looking for subs/slaves of any level of experience to attend. I will have a couple of my close Domme friends with me who will also be looking to toy with the attendees, they are not as extreme as me and are looking for nice submissives/slaves who would [...]

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The hunt is on, searching for new chattel

It’s true my appetite for and obsession with this lifestyle knows no bounds! I now have the following lifestyle positions available:
Real Time
Chauffeur – I travel a fair amount around England. I am looking for a chauffeur to do the job. Ideally, chauffeur will be available at my beck and call however, I may be prepared [...]

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Gardener – day 1

I have had rather an amusing day in the garden. My new and rather entertaining, gardener started today. I really have no idea if he noticed how much of the day I spent laughing at him, with his earnest attempts to deal with the garden despite the sweltering heat and my, clearly reluctant, petrol mower. [...]

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Maid training

Sub-J was given a silky black negligee, tights, sheer pink Playboy panties, a pair of high heeled shoes &; shown to the bathroom to change. He marched out, head respectfully lowered but establishing eye contact and with the gawky, long-legged stride of a giraffe. Lack of training I concluded & instructed him on the correct [...]

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UK Pro Sadist – Nottingham & London

From now until the end of October, I will be available for sessions in Nottingham and London. My waiting list is currently at approx 4 weeks – so, if you wish to experience something extraordinary this summer – book soon.

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Webcam sessions

I now offer web cam sessions for you poor little subs/slaves that can’t get to see me in real life. I only conduct CBT, Smoke/Ashtray, Light Bondage, Sounds,Financial Destruction, Extreme Food, Confession & Absolution sessions online.
I enjoy it when web cam sessions replicate my real time sessions and as such, I do appear on cam, [...]

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Gardener required

 
My garden is in a state. I am looking for a gardener to attend – it is a large garden with much work required – heavy manual labour assured! You will be worked to exhaustion and no doubt whipped for your effort….I have very high standards and expect them to be met. I expect you [...]

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My NoVanilla Site

My latest project a BDSM community site, created entirely by my own fair hand. Click the image to visit.

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Nettled

Hapless katie tried to argue with me, and tell me that nettles did not sting in June. I decided to show her just how ‘un-stingy’ they actually were.
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sub a

I visited Maestra Morgan for the first time, to be punished for slandering a female colleague. Dressed in military uniform, icey calm & commanding she  looked and acted authoritatively, she considered my offence to be very serious and, after reflection, imposed the appropriate sentence.
The first part of the sentence “ 40 strokes of the strap“ was to [...]

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Victorian cp

I visited 24th may for a victorian schoolroom session with Maestra Morgan,and i have to say the lesson was really enjoyable.
I must echo the thoughts of those who have visited before me,the premises were very easy to find and very clean. Having booked a 2 hour session i was pleasantly suprised to be asked if [...]

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Wallet violation

I smile coldly as I look at the pulled down zipper. A small sonic boom rips the air right by your cheek as I crack my whip “Wider, hold it open for me!” your fumbling fingers strain to pull leather lips wider apart. Nothing but silence as I slowly walk around you occasionally flicking the [...]

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A fun day….for me

Sub-P was shown the bathroom & ordered to dress in frilly pink gingham dress, tights & high heeled white shoes. He strode out of the bathroom, gangly as an ostrich & was immediately instructed on the correct method of making a fine cup of coffee. After showing the nervous sub how to create the perfect [...]

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Opportunity to serve

Finally, I have found a sub brave &  foolish enough to be my punching bag. That’s right, he has offered me the use of his body for my punching pleasure and I intend to take full advantage of it. Brief overview of what I am planning:
Scene 1: Miss Morgan tenderises the meat. Hooded sub suspended via [...]

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Weapon of ass destruction

Yesterday, 11th May I visited Maestra Morgan for the first time.
When you are with someone for the first time you can never be fully sure what to expect, although you will have a pre conceived notion.
Would it all live up to my expectations and hopes?
I was invited into her premesis which I found to be [...]

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Robbers beware!

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html?fullstory
Go Olga!

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Chastity boy wanted

Unfortunately, one of my dear chastity boys could not take the pace anymore and has released himself (pun intended) from my service.
I am looking for a replacement, you will need to know the following:
You must own (or be prepared to buy, in a hurry) a CB device. CB2K, CB3K & CB6K are all acceptable — [...]

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Punishment

Sub-G arrived and was taken through to the hearing room where I awaited him, uniformed and formally seated. He was ordered to sit down & confess, in full, to the offence he’d committed, blushingly he complied. Once he’d been questioned, he was taken out, stripped to his briefs & put into the cage whilst the [...]

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Another freedom lost in March 09

Yet another legislation to help Big Brother more readily enter our private affairs.
Read the news here!
Although not directly aimed at our community, logging could be used to identify and prosecute our community – especially given that many conduct their BDSM affairs online and via email; the name, heading and content would cause us to be [...]

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Triple trouble

I attended for a CP No Frills session and it was the most entertaining Friday evening I’ve had in years. The ladies gave me as much time as I needed, even though I was held up. It was an exciting mix of carefuly crafted role play in the school room and equisitely delivered pain in [...]

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Extreme images illegal in the UK

Ignorance is no defense in the eyes of the law.
CAAN ACTION NOTICE
Join us to mark the death of another freedom.
At 2-5pm
On Sunday 25th January 2009
Parliament Square
Westminster, London.
Beware the kinky porn ban!
On the eve of the kinky porn ban commencing, CAAN are back in London for another awareness raising action about laws which criminalise adults because [...]

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The choice

My face is impassive as I lean back in the armchair. The leather of my boots rasping as I cross my legs. I look at you with the same level of intense curiosity as a scientist observes a lab rat – you are nude and kneeling in the corner of the room. “Why are you [...]

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Farewell courtship

Sweeping generalisation time, I know, but I do have a point.
I have been around the block and seen quite a few changes in our community in my time, most of them good (it sure beats advertising in the Exchange & Mart) – some of them not so. The longer I spend online, the more obvious a [...]

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Satia te Sanguine

O beautiful lips, O bosom
More white than the moon’s and warm,
A sterile, a ruinous blossom
Is blown your way in a storm.
As the lost white feverish limbs
Of the Lesbian Sappho, adrift
In foam where the sea-weed swims,
Swam loose for the streams to lift,
My heart swims blind in a sea
That stuns me; swims to and fro,
And gathers to [...]

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Maid session

Maid Pauline
1st August 2008
I can honestly say that what you may have read previously about this lady is absolutely correct. The whole session was exacting and unhurried.
My first mistake was to arrive 5 minutes late. I was told that this would earn a punishment later on. I was directed to change my clothes and put [...]

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sub M

 
SubM arrived promptly at 10:00, pleasant, clean & well groomed he had ensured he was rested & well fed. Experienced at CP, he was determined to test his limits; had requested a short classroom scene prior to his main objective ~ intense CP. After a brief, humiliating classroom lecture under my stern eyes the CP [...]

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My First trip to Maestra Morgan

Well after looking at the web and other peoples reports I decided to book a session (judicial with some sissy stuff) after a few emails I was advised (very correctly) to try a heavy cp session without a safe word. As I am sure mistress knows best I went for that option.
I paid my booking [...]

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I had a secret

I have never experienced a proper interrogation before and after seeing the site I was interested to see if you could really deliver a proper interrogation. You really did! I had a wonderful time, thank you very much for a most enjoyable visit. I’ve bruised slightly on stomach & thighs but nothing too obvious. I’ll [...]

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My style

My style of financial domination is not that of the swearing, ranting, uber-humiliatrix Domme (I admire that style immensely but it is not mine – I did try but often felt like a daft Supervillian…..I even got the white Persian cat to complete the look, didn’t help!).
I abide by  ‘you win as many flies with [...]

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CP

My appointment was for 11.00 for two hours as a domestic with CP if needed.The detached bungalow was easy to find with good parking. Once inside I started with a shower, always good to calm the nerves and settle down.
Once set to work the next two hours past very quickly, to my joy I was [...]

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slave r

Slave-R arrived on time, prepared & scrupulously clean. R’s chosen scenario centred on bondage, caging, humiliation, hooding & minor physical punishments
I ordered R into the bathroom to change into his slave gear – an adult-sized baby-grow. Once dressed I put him into tightly bound neck-to-wrists & ankle restraints, whipped the leather mask & gag over [...]

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First visit

My first visit was a great experience, most important i booked for the hour but there was no clock watching in fact there was not a clock in sight, my time lasted 2 hours and could of gone on longer. I visited as a naughty schoolboy and was ordered to change into traditional school uniform [...]

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My house, my rules!

After having my email inbox box clogged with unsuitable/unstable applicants, I have decided to simplify matters somewhat. I am aware that freedom of speech pretty much allows anyone to say anything they like in such a public arena – however, sending me an unsolicited email is very much akin to knocking on my door and [...]

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Interrogation session

Sub-Y’s request was to experience Interrogation, however, in a scaled back format, with no severe marking. He was bound with ankle & neck-to-wrist restraints & firmly tied to an unyielding chair, blindfolded & gagged. The Mistresses left him alone for a while, in total silence. Mistress Cameron went through first and after humiliating, slapping him [...]

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Some poetry is so apt

I crowned her with bliss
and she me with thorn;
I led her to chamber
and she me to die;
I brought her to worship
and she me to scorn;
I did her reverence
and she me villany.
o love that loveth is no maistry;
Her hate made never my love her foe:
Ask me then no question why —
Quia amore langueo.
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jon

An email arrived stating my custodial sentence had been decided and that i had to report to the Correctional Facility at the appointed time and place….
My arrival would signify that i had handed over absolute control to the Correctional Officers…. and that i would only be allowed to leave the Facility once the Officers were [...]

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Saved again

Nigel Piper – I received the installment
It is going to cost you another £2000 to stop Me from calling Jennifer and letting her know what you have been up to. Oh, I think I might put your picture up on My journal here – let My loyal fans see who I am currently destroying.
You see, [...]

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Making plans for Nigel!

Well done, I have received the monitor. You have just managed to buy My silence for one more week. Don’t forget dearie, next payment is due on friday 30th November 2007 – you already know the potential consequence!

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A nightmare before Christmas

I want to wreak havoc upon your psyche until the New Year – this will be one acquaintance that will never be forgot! I want to play a game, a game that will entertain and delight me throughout the festive season. I am going to force you into some very uncomfortable territory and keep you [...]

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Restrospection

Phew, today I have a few moments to Myself – possibly the first few moments in weeks. Life is rushing along at full speed right now but it seems that I am nearing the end of this particular journey.
I went to visit My friend on Monday the 16th and had an utterly fantastic time. Her [...]

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Session review – subS1

I have just returned from a “no-frills”. One of the most striking aspects of the service is just how charming and ‘considerate’ Maestra is. She really makes you welcome although there wasn’t much time before I was strapped down to the punishment bench for a warm-up.
I had asked to have my limits pushed and that is [...]

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Session review – subs2

hello Maestra Morgan,
I would like to give you some feedback and thoughts on my visit. thank you for allowing me to sample your excellent service.
School room 7/10
you allowed me to be sloppily dressed and did not correct me for this,to talk in class .to write an essay short by 141 words and laughing at my [...]

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Tempus Fugit

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I simply can’t believe how long it has been since My last update. To say that life has been hectic is rather an understatement. Between dancing, horseriding, fencing, spending weekends in the country and all the other myriad things that form My rather rich social life, I have found that updating My journal is falling [...]

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Novice A

Promptness is an integral part of courtesy, Novice-A arrived on time & well groomed. As his name indicates, A is at the very beginning of his journey, therefore he had requested a mix of disciplines ~ forced feminisation, domestic servitude, humiliation & light physical punishment.
Upon arrival, I ordered him into the bathroom to change into [...]

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Thoughts

I have been online for nearly three months now. In that time, I can safely say I have met an awful lot of losers. I am utterly amazed at the sheer amount of ‘land plankton’ out there, now I know they exist – I have certainly dealt with enough of them in the last 15 [...]

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Valentines Day

So, here it is again. Tis the day to be all slushily romantic. Hmmm – not so, it is the day for you would be wooers and courters to show Me whether you value Me or not! I do not expect lavish gifts (god alone knows I doubt any of you have it in you!) [...]

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Musings

I have been recording decadent tales for my libidinous subjects. I imagine new, fresh blood, supplicants who can lead me to new incantations.
“Inanna, the first recorded love deity, was a roving Adventure Queen who toured the firmament in quest of men and excitement and took money for her favours. She love-addled the cosmos. Undomesticated, polygamous, [...]

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Hello world, now pay attention.

Yes, finally, I’ve stooped to setting up a website for all you servile, sniveling wretches. I’ve taken time out of my idyllic life to set up a link where you vile, despicable creatures can make suitable offerings to Me. Don’t waste My precious time with ‘personalâ’ emails begging for my attention …well you know, you [...]

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